If
If I served the ball over the net
then threw some ingredients together
and stuck it in the oven for an hour
Would you want to stay?

If I stirred and stirred
baked a muffin and a cake
turned on oven after oven
Would you still want to stay?

If I baked you a treat
from varieties of ingredients
served it caked in icing
Then would you stay?

If I made chocolate chip cookies
set one on your plate
Would you still stay?
Or would you try to run?
I wonder......